About our Songs

-"What's Wrong with Me?"-this song was written by me, Jonas. Crazy Joe sings in the backround, with Wilson on guitar, johnny on bass, and of course P.J. on drums. It is a punk rock song about a girl from Woodstock High that I got a crush on the first time I saw her.

-"Teenage Five Year Old"- this song was also written by me with again Crazy Joe singing in the backround, Johnny playing a great bass line, and PJ on drums. Wilson plays some ska guitar while I play ska keyboard. The song then turns punk rock for a finished sound that is rad. It is about the kid in me and how I'm supposibly too immature for girls.

-"101 Reasons"- this song is written by Crazy Joe. We haven't gotten any music just yet for the song yet. The song tells Q101 and alternative music to go away, while also saying how sick it makes him.

-"the BIG show"- written by me after I went to the last Greenhouse show which was so amazing I had to write a song about it. Crazy Joe supplies chorus singing. Wilson came up with the ska guitar. The song tells all about the big show and how rad it was.

-"squeek"- written by Crazy Joe and me while we have some hardcore with some hardcore guitar/bass/drums in the backround.. This songs absolutly makes no sense. It is a song to get a crowd jumping.

-"16; can't drive"- this is a very hardcore song written by me. Wilson came up with the hardcore guitar, johhny on fast bass and we have P.j. doing some very fast drums. This song will get you moshing. It describes how I'm 16 and I can't drive and how other kids make fun of me because of that.

-"My Cannon in D"- this song was written again by me. It is our song and so far I think our best. I came up with the guitar beat and bass, but Wilson, Johnny, and PJ makes it sound good. It is a sentimental song about again that very pretty girl that I think about all day.

-"Mr.T"- Crazy Joe made this song up about 2 years ago in junior high and me decided to bring it back out. Hasn't been finished but it is about guess who, Mr.T.

-"Hardcore Boy"- written by Crazy Joe with one of our craziest songs yet. Guitar by Wilson, bass by Johnny, jump up drums by PJ(the drums are sweet on this song). Song that is very hardcore, hence the name.

-"Princess Nicole"- written by Crazy Joe about some girl he fell in love with over the phone without ever seeing her. He sings while the Acoustic guitar is done by Wilson and the harp done by me on the keyboard.

-"School Conformity" words by Jonas but the music is all Johnny. He came up with a really rad ska bass line and he showed Wilson how to do the ska guitar to this one. PJ contributes with some kind of slow drums. The song is about how my private school allows no originality: no spiked hair, no odd hair coloring, in other words no room for punks.

-title unknown - written by me, it is our best lyrically and I think it will sound similar to the broadways.


Ambassador Kwan's Songs We have ten or so songs that are all unique in their own way. They are all pretty good too. It's really easy for us to write songs with so many stupid subjects to write about. Hey, we pump out songs like we do sperm(oh wait, that's not very much). On average I'd say they are about 2 to 3 minutes each. Not to long, kind of short. Yeah, Yeah, below are listed the songs. Maybe if I get smart enough with a computer you'll be hearing them someday. Someday.
-"What's Wrong with Me?"-this song was written by me, Jonas. Crazy Joe sings in the backround, with Wilson on guitar, johnny on bass, and of course P.J. on drums. It is a punk rock song about a girl from Woodstock High that I got a crush on the first time I saw her. -"Teenage Five Year Old"- this song was also written by me with again Crazy Joe singing in the backround, Johnny playing a great bass line, and PJ on drums. Wilson plays some ska guitar while I play ska keyboard. The song then turns punk rock for a finished sound that is rad. It is about the kid in me and how I'm supposibly too immature for girls. -"101 Reasons"- this song is written by Crazy Joe. We haven't gotten any music just yet for the song yet. The song tells Q101 and alternative music to go away, while also saying how sick it makes him. -"the BIG show"- written by me after I went to the last Greenhouse show which was so amazing I had to write a song about it. Crazy Joe supplies chorus singing. Wilson came up with the ska guitar. The song tells all about the big show and how rad it was. -"squeek"- written by Crazy Joe and me while we have some hardcore with some hardcore guitar/bass/drums in the backround.. This songs absolutly makes no sense. It is a song to get a crowd jumping. -"16; can't drive"- this is a very hardcore song written by me. Wilson came up with the hardcore guitar, johhny on fast bass and we have P.j. doing some very fast drums. This song will get you moshing. It describes how I'm 16 and I can't drive and how other kids make fun of me because of that. -"My Cannon in D"- this song was written again by me. It is our song and so far I think our best. I came up with the guitar beat and bass, but Wilson, Johnny, and PJ makes it sound good. It is a sentimental song about again that very pretty girl that I think about all day. -"Mr.T"- Crazy Joe made this song up about 2 years ago in junior high and me decided to bring it back out. Hasn't been finished but it is about guess who, Mr.T. -"Hardcore Boy"- written by Crazy Joe with one of our craziest songs yet. Guitar by Wilson, bass by Johnny, jump up drums by PJ(the drums are sweet on this song). Song that is very hardcore, hence the name. -"Princess Nicole"- written by Crazy Joe about some girl he fell in love with over the phone without ever seeing her. He sings while the Acoustic guitar is done by Wilson and the harp done by me on the keyboard. -"School Conformity" words by Jonas but the music is all Johnny. He came up with a really rad ska bass line and he showed Wilson how to do the ska guitar to this one. PJ contributes with some kind of slow drums. The song is about how my private school allows no originality: no spiked hair, no odd hair coloring, in other words no room for punks. -title unknown - written by me, it is our best lyrically and I think it will sound similar to the broadways.

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